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Certify
any achievement! Any time, any place!
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Where
all achievement registers
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Who we are and
what we do
American Institute of Achievement is the world's largest and most respected achievement
clearinghouse. Founded in 1781, the Institute serves as an
independent third party to recognize, certify, register, catalog
and verify accomplishments of all stripe and manner. Big or
small, real or fake-- if it's remotely related to an achievement we'll honor it. |
Examples
of what we'll recognize
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Neil
Armstrong for being the first man on the moon
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Neil
Armstrong's barber for not wounding a customer in six months
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Neil
Armstrong's barber for being the first man on the moon
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Neil
Armstrong for being the first man on Mars
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Neil
Armstrong's barber for flying past Mars to give God a haircut
on Jupiter
Using our
services Our
services are available to anyone eager to have achievement
honored.
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Service
Package 1-- Registered Achievement
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For the all-inclusive
fee of $18,000.00 we will:
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Thoroughly
investigate your achievement
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Hold a
meeting to discuss your achievement
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Ultimately
recognize your achievement
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Certify,
register and catalog your achievement
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Favorably
mention your achievement in front of a crowd
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Award you an
official AIA
Certificate of Achievement (view)
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Enter your
achievement in the AIA Achievement Hall of Fame
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Provide
on-going verification of your entry in the Hall of Fame
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Come to your
house and give your entire family a shoeshine
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us for complete
details, we'll get back to you
rather quickly |
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Service Package 2-
Certificate of Achievement Template*
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| If you're like
us and enjoy recognizing achievement, you'll want to download
the AIA Certificate of Achievement template. With it
you'll be able to honor accomplishments of all stripe and
manner from your own PC. |
- Easy to use-- opens
in Microsoft Word
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certificates identical to $18,000.00 version, except no way in
Hell we'll verify them
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immediately, just download
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*By clicking the purchase button you
agree to limit the use of your fake certificate of achievement
template to off-line activities solely related to entertainment. You
agree the certificate template file will remain in your possession
only and will not be copied for the purpose of selling or giving to
others. ALL PURCHASES ARE NONREFUNDABLE. |
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Download AIA Certificate
of Achievement Template $5.00
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Certificate
of Achievement
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