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Who we are and
what we do
American
Institute of Achievement is the world's largest and most respected
achievement clearinghouse. Founded in 1781, the Institute
serves as an independent third party to recognize, certify,
register, catalog and verify accomplishments of all stripe and
manner. Big or small, real or fake-- if it's remotely
related to an achievement we'll honor it. Examples
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- The late Neil
Armstrong for being the first man on the moon
- Neil
Armstrong's longtime barber for not wounding a customer in six months
- Neil
Armstrong's longtime barber for being the first man on the moon
- The late Neil
Armstrong for being the first man on Mars
- Neil
Armstrong's longtime barber for flying past Mars to give God a haircut
on Jupiter
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Using our
services
Our
services are available to anyone eager to have achievement
honored. |
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Service
Package 1: Registered Achievement
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For the all-inclusive
fee of $19,000 we will:
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- Thoroughly
investigate your achievement
- Hold a
meeting to discuss your achievement
- Ultimately
recognize your achievement
- Certify,
register and catalog your achievement
- Favorably
mention you in front of a crowd
- Award you an
official AIA Certificate of Achievement (view)
- Enter you in the AIA Hall of Fame
- Provide
on-going verification of your entry in the Hall of Fame
- Come to your
house and give your entire family a shoeshine
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Email
us for complete
details, we'll get back to you
rather quickly.
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Service Package 2: Free Certificate of
Achievement
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If you're like us
and enjoy recognizing achievement, you'll want to create some
AIA certificates yourself.
To this end, we encourage you
to take advantage of our easy instant generator. Use it to honor
accomplishments of all stripe and manner wherever you find
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- Just type details, click button
and print
- Creates
certificates virtually identical to $19,000 version, except no way in
Hell we'll verify them
- Great for gags, kissing up and really cheap gifts
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Certificate
of Achievement
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Return
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