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We the members of
the International Association of Fake Universities
care deeply
about your educational profile and will bend over backwards
to
provide you a FREE degree in almost anything. |
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Learn more |
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• View the IAFU Standard Graduation Criteria
• Peruse our list of degrees
• Not sure you qualify for a diploma? Click here
• Still not sure? Get remedial help. Quickly absorb
everything you
need to qualify by clicking
• Research something at the IAFU library
• Explore great moments in higher education
• Visit the IAFU campus of the month
• Read our latest white paper Click here
• Don't confuse our members with small liberal arts colleges
• Skip all this jazz and create your diploma NOW!
• Skip just this bullet
• Did you know putting an IAFU sanctioned degree on your resume
entitles you to special
free panic abatement the night before a big
job interview? Yes, it certainly does.
Just come back the night
before your interview and click
here
• Are you sick and tired of
getting degrees from someone else's
fake college?
Well, join the club and create
your own. |
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Member
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Tennessee Three
University
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| Responding to
the great diploma drought of the 1890's, a trio of future- minded
woodsmen stepped forward and opened Tennessee Three University. From
its humble beginnings in a shed next to a still, Tennessee Three has grown
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| become one of America's most
respected fake colleges. Known not only for academics, "Tenn
Three" is a football powerhouse. Its fighting Nutcrackers are six
time All-Mill Champions. |
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| Carotina Coast
University
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| The
1960's brought unparalleled demand for college diplomas.
Compelled to do his part for the dissemination of
knowledge, lifeguard and Outer Banks bon vivant
Jimmy Crabtree devised a
scheme to satisfy the throng of tourists always |
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searching for "skin".
From this action plan and with the credo "Learn
don't burn," Carotina Coast University
was born. Originally located in a weatherworn
shack next to a surf shop, the school quickly became
the major concern it is today. Are you a
"C Coast" graduate? Please show support for
your alma mater by making a fake
$100 donation. |
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Big America College
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decade later in the 70's, as America's test scores dropped like pet rocks and
its brightest students became charac- terized more by polyester than intellect,
a collegial band of Barstow, CA bikers resolved to address what was for
them |
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| "No
problem, man." Thus, Big America College began. From its
no-frills start at an out of the way gas station, "Big
A" evolved through several avenues and rapidly
reached its place at the crossroads. Quite the force in football,
each year its
Super Splay Eagles take on rival Tenn
Three in the popular Bogus Bowl. |
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Verified University
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| As
the 70's drew to an end malaise filled the land.
Confidence in institutions, especially fake ones,
hit an all time low. Never a fan of wallowing
and whining, Texas schoolapreneur Donald Denny
decided it was time to cowboy up. With |
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launch of his innovative Just Say Yes Verification
Service, Denny's Rawhide University tripled its enrollment
and zoomed to the top of ShadowWeek magazine's phony
college rankings. After Rawhide's IPO in 1996, the
school was renamed Verified University. Don is still
around today. He invites you to graduate Verified and
avail yourself of his award winning
degree
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IAFU Honors
Program
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| As you know IAFU cares deeply about your
educational profile. So much so we've
established a fake scholastic honor society for you
to "join" and brag about on your
resume. Program
highlights: |
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• Automatic qualification
• No fees
• No dues
• No baked chicken banquets
• Free membership certificate |
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| Click
here to join now. |
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Lucky U
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| IAFU is
expanding its ranks by one (1) institution. |
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| Of the many schools
seeking membership we've reduced the field
to an even ten (10). However, from here we
need your assistance. |
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| Please help IAFU decide who gets
admitted by opening an official ballot and casting your
vote. |
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Assistance for
Struggling Students
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Don't let the economic
slowdown slow YOU down! Take advantage of IAFU's
Assistance for Struggling (as in broke) Students program. Pay
for tuition, room and board, books, and pretty much
everything with free Magic Mint IOU's.
Click
here for instant prosperity. |
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AAAardvark
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Aspartame
University |
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Authority
Figure University |
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Best
Western University |
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Big
America College |
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Blistering
Sun University |
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Boston
Harbor University |
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Carotina
Coast University |
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The
Citpretty |
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College
of the International Dateline |
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College
of Williams and Mary |
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Crest
University |
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Deep Pacific University |
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Deluxe
Arch University |
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Doe
University |
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Don
Juan Institute |
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Duke and Duchess
University |
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Exit
Eleven University |
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Exterior Latex University |
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Fairgrounds College |
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Federal
State University |
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Flatulence University |
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Foreplay
University |
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French
and Indian University |
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Gesellschaft
University |
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Golden Brown University |
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Hanker University |
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Hartsfield-O'Hare
University |
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Hotcakes
College |
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Impressive
Pillars University |
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Innuendo
State University |
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Institute of the Technical |
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Keg College |
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King, Queen and Princeton
University |
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Lawn and Tree University |
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Massachusetts
Institute of
Los Angeles |
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Matburn
University |
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Menthol State University |
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Mount
Woodrow College |
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New
Hampshire Pacific University |
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Ninth
Try University |
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North by Northwestern University |
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Northern
Never University |
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Nostradamus University |
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Nutcase
School for Social Research |
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Our Lady of the
Britney Spears University |
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Pappy Went Here
College |
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Pie Lake College |
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Pinot Grigio University |
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Poland
China University |
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Potassium University |
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Pungent
University |
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Presley
Polytechnic Institute |
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Reboot
University |
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Rocket
College |
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Runs
College |
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Salsa Rancho College |
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Secret
University |
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Seven Seas University |
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Slick
State University |
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Southern
States University |
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St. Cunnilingus
College |
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State College of Atlantis |
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Synchronicity
College |
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Tennessee
Three University |
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Texas
Aunt Em University |
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University
of California at Sunset |
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University of
Nebraska and
New Jersey |
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University of the Wind |
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Upstairs
on the Right University |
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Verbiage
Institute |
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Verified
University |
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Washington and Brenda Lee University |
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World Global University |
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In case it is not
otherwise apparent, "International Association of Fake
Universities (IAFU)" is a humor website.
Similarities between names
used and names of actual universities are for satiric purpose.
All documents are presented for
their novelty value alone. |
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