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Brainy math question: how
many Magic Mill diploma variations are there from any one university? Answer:
2,508,800
(13 graduate schools + no
graduate school) x 20 degrees x (55 majors + no major) x (3 honors + no honors) x
(ribbon + no ribbon) x 5 motto options x (certification + no certification) x
(campus depiction + seal) = 14 x
20 x 56 x 4 x 2 x 5 x 2 x 2 = 2,508,800. Let's face it, that's almost as many diplomas as your brother-in-law
has.
Secrets of the process
revealed: the sheep dip
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question we get at Magic Mill isn't "do you guarantee results?"
or "how long will people stay fooled?" The most frequent
question is "why do the diplomas go into the pond?"
Well, first of all, now that we're an e-business we no longer actually
manufacture diplomas. Instead we deliver them electronically over
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exotic chemicals held in delicate balance. Now as far as
"why," the pool was where we worked our magic. It was
there that we transformed cheap, ordinary paper into sheepskin.
The process, which lasts about two hours, is known in the trade as a
"sheep dip". It's still used today by the few remaining
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We invite you to see for yourself
what a difference a dip makes. Check out our demo, then feel
free to create your own electronically simulated sheepskin using the
FREE and EASY Magic Mill E-Dip.
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beauty and prestige of sheepskin to your diploma: FREE
and EASY
E-Dip
Follow these easy steps to
create your Magic Mill E-Dipped Diploma: 1) choose tannage and
generate electronically simulated sheepskin, 2) print sheepskin, 3)
create diploma, 4) print diploma on simulated sheepskin instead
of blank paper.
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It's official:
independent survey of HR executives rates Magic Mill "Most
likely to deceive"
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We're understandably proud, but don't want
to spend a lot of time crowing or boring you with the details.
Suffice it to say 2013 marks the 136th anniversary of this annual
research, and we've held the top spot every year except 1887 and
1919. '87 was due to bad problems with the ink man. In '19
we were caught off |
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guard by a shady upstart who bombarded personnel
offices with mechanical pencils, trashy novellas and other bribes.
Tisk, tisk. |
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Hypothetically
speaking: from 10th grade to DDS?
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Matthew has looks and talent and thought
he'd make it as a recording artist, plus he hated his Geometry
teacher. So he didn't finish high school. Now he's 26, and
after several years of indecision he's "into dentistry". Should Magic Mill award Matthew a
Doctor of Dental Surgery?
He really, really wants one. |
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Vote "yes" and
you not only help Matthew, you get a free fake high school report card template.*
Vote "no" and you
get nothing, except the smug satisfaction of
crushing a dream. |
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| *Product
automatically downloads when "yes" is
clicked. On some browsers a password box may appear,
click "cancel" to continue downloading. Save
product to your
computer and open in Microsoft Word. By downloading, you agree to
use product for entertainment purposes only. You
specifically agree not to enter names of real schools. You also agree
not to redistribute product through any
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