| I never made more than
$7.50 an hour. Then I got my Magic Mill
diploma. Within a month I was at the helm of a
Fortune 500 company. - K.B. |
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| I'd received several
fake degrees in the past. You know, the
run of the mill kind. Never got me anywhere.
Then I got my Magic Mill diploma in Law. Next
thing you know I'm on the dream team out in
California. All I can say is "If it ain't
tony, it must be phony!" - P.K. |
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| I just love the opposite
sex, and I love variety. I find my deck of Magic
Mill diplomas most useful. I keep a half dozen
in my briefcase for flashing in bars, and another ten or
so out in the car. Talk about your magic, the proof
is in the puddin'. - D.Y. |
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| I was diagnosed psychotic
at age six. For twenty years I heard voices
and did very strange things. Nothing helped,
not drugs, not shock therapy, nothing. Then last
week I got my Magic Mill diploma in Psychiatry.
I cured myself in less than hour. - F.Z. |
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| I was a victim of
diploma creep at the office. First, Joe and Deb
with BA's, then Frank with an MS. I felt left behind with
my associate degree from community college. Then I
found Magic Mill. Now I'm top dog-- the
only employee with a Doctor of
Divinity diploma! - R.M. |
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