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No matter what
you owe, who you owe or why, impress your obligator with a
promissory note that says you mean business. |
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Whatcha
want in YOUR wallet? |
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Cocktail
napkin |
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Magic
Mint IOU |
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Take advantage with Magic
Mint |
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• Makes notes for any
amount • Not currency, not a
money order, but ritzy looking just the same • Super convenient, just
print and clip • Also great for non-cash
obligations-- case of beer, trip to Tahiti, etc. |
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6 steps to a bodacious
personal loan |
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1- Identify source
of cash 2- Pitch offer to borrow 3- Source
says "get lost" 4- Assure source you're
working through Magic Mint 5- Make IOU 6- Collect
cash |
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Ready for step 5?
Just enter the info for your printable IOU. |
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Please be advised of the
following information and caveats concerning this service: In case it is not
apparent, Magic Mint is a humor website. The gag "IOU" maker is provided
solely as a novel form of entertainment. Your use of this service is at your own risk.
Use for any purpose apart from creating a joke promissory note is
prohibited. By clicking the "Create
Your IOU" button you agree to indemnify us from any
liability associated with your use of this service, including
but not limited to any liability arising from a trick, prank or
antic you play, pull or
similarly execute. No personal information is collected, sold
or otherwise used. Privacy
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IOU
Checklist
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What
you owe |
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Chickenfeed
__ Major wad |
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Who
you owe |
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Family
__ Co-workers __ Neighbors __
Friends __ Romans
__ Countrymen |
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Why
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__ Forgetful
__ Temporarily short
__ Tapped like a sugar maple |
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Back
your IOU with Full Faith and Credit |
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Once you've printed your IOU, click
button below to print "Full Faith and
Credit" on the reverse side. |
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IAFU
Assistance for Struggling Students |

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Be bold, pay your
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Ask
the Count |
Harold
Bankula answers FAQ |
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Harold
"Count" Bankula is
Magic Mint VP of Finance.
A former mortgage executive,
Harold has over 30 years experience in the lending
business. |
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When
someone lends me money do I have to pay them
back? Usually people are
expected to pay back money they
borrow. In your case, with your
celebrity status, it may be
different. Perhaps your lender feels
OK simply giving money away since it's for the star of |
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"Moochinator III-
The Whining Years". |
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If I had
money I wouldn't need to borrow any.
So how can I pay it back? That
sounds like a personal problem. One
you should take up with your teddy bears at
the next committee meeting. |
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What
does date due mean? Is it anything to
worry about? Date due is the
day you're supposed to deliver cash to your
lender. As far as worrying, don't
worry too much. It's not your
style. Besides, it cuts into time you
need to spend shopping-- shopping for BenGay
and an eye patch. |
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Is Magic
Mint FDIC insured? No, they're
too piddling for us. We're insured by
the same guy you owe money to. That's
why we firmly believe you should stop
messing with him, and why, if push comes to
shove, we'll take his side in a street
fight. |
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Can I
cut a Magic
Mint instead of using my charge card?
While you're welcome to do that, we wouldn't
advise it. They might confuse you with
Billy Buttons, the four year old in our
logo. |
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What
about restaurants? Yes, but
only at Dummy Burger and Captain Leech
Seafood. |
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How about
the pizza delivery guy? Sure, assuming he arrives
in a UFO and can't contact his shop back on Planet Numbnut. |
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The cable
company just returned the IOU for my cable
TV. What should I do? Take 'em to court. Try the law firm of
Swindle, Snivel and Densue. If you
lose your case, switch
to satellite. Not as many choices, but they do have your
favorite show-- "World's Darndest Didos" on
the Shiny Objects Channel. | | |
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